Jared

A Nigerian husky dragon who has a small peen.

That weird Samoan named Jared is a Nigerian husky dragon!

by Sfjjhddcvv6787gjk June 7, 2019

Jared Effect Theory

Aka the ‘Jared Meeks Phenomenon’ occurs when, something that should go wrong won’t, to enforce one’s ego and ignorance on those around him.

The Jared Effect Theory would consist of someone telling you something profound/unbelievable, then the subject will either complete the task and get consumed by self affirmations, or the subject might come up with any excuse in the world to avoid being looked at as human.

by imchampurchump March 28, 2025

Jared

Handsome, history nerd, loud, kind of lonely, plays fortnite.

Omg I would love to play fortnite with Jared.

by ww2 xd May 10, 2019

Jared

A raging homosexual who hates fun

Person 1: man this "Jared" guy is such a rat he hates fun and just makes gay jokes

by GFreem February 9, 2023

Jared

A guy who has a small knob and is a bell end and is the shittiest gamer ever.

D: OMG don’t be such a Jared

R: You saying I suck at this?

by 420DankShit December 1, 2018

jared

jared is typically a very popular person and he loves people that same way he loves himself and there is no one quiet like jared. they can be funny and love to take a joke, however sometimes these ‘jokes’ may go too far and jared doesn’t always know when he has gone too far

jared is the class clown but a popular one

by tate and violet stan January 4, 2023

jared

jared is the type of person to be toxic. He has a big dick but don’t know how to deal with it and use it. and he’s 17 and can’t read he has a 2nd grade reading level

Jared breaks up with you for no reason i hope he gets a disease

by Pitolover666 May 4, 2023