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Jared Reeves

A bitch ass who’s parents buy him everything who can’t say shit to people’s face because he knows he’ll get his ass kicked
by Fuckjaredreeves June 11, 2018
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Jared

Is and always will be loved by Elise❤ has a best friend with a very ✨unique✨ name (Braughn). Has a really pretty cousin named sarah and he is jealous of a ghost in his girlfriend's house
I love Jared -Elise
I miss Jared - also Elise
Nvm I don't miss him anymore because I saw him pass by earlier- Elise once again
by ur._.mom.com March 8, 2023
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Jared

A fat Costa Rican bastard who got a shitty ass haircut and hates a lovely boy named Bryan. Nigga Jared thinks he’s rich ($14 an hour makes fat niggas go crazy) he lies about everything except that he has so many hoes. Nigga thinks he’s a thug cause he live in a shitty ass apartment. The biggest city boy s(as in fat asf but he still a city boy) got pepperoni nipples, SpongeBob acne and is a big fan of chaka culture and claims the chaka set. And he is thankful for god given opportunity’s Jared is a good homie and faithful vato and
Margret: Jared is fine ask
Hannah: I’d let him nut inside of me
Margret:…
The hoes: I’d like Jared to fill my holes
by Chester2fine March 10, 2023
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Jared cuff

He is Perfection.
That guy is like a Jared Cuff…. Perfection
by Anonym0us/1786 January 20, 2023
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indian jared

Stupid indian that scans you for your money
I got called to today

By who ?

Indian jared
by Matrix basics February 3, 2023
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Jared

Person 1: man this "Jared" guy is such a rat he hates fun and just makes gay jokes
by GFreem February 9, 2023
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Hurricane Jared

After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.
Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.
by anonymous December 30, 2023
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