Jared

Usually a name given to a retard or a name u call a retard
by Yes no many so September 20, 2019
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A gay white guy who is afraid of coming out so he instead gets dominated and thrown around by a woman who resembles his mother.
Everyone knew Jared was a homo but he insisted he wasn’t even though there was footage on liveleak of him getting pegged my an ogre of a woman.
by Directx420 October 16, 2019
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is not Obama
jared thinks he is Obama but is not
by Not Joel August 25, 2020
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Jared, the nephew of el caca.
Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii
Walter: JARED I WANT MY COFFEE
jared: here you go.
Walter:JARED YOU DUMB FUCK YOU MESSED UP BADLY
by Le chat sexy October 24, 2022
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Loves master bating to pictures of his classmates also porn
by Nigdestroyer69 December 10, 2019
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Obviously gay. Like you don’t even have to guess. Wears glasses.
He’s such a Jared. I wonder what his boyfriend’s like.
by ~Q November 30, 2019
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A guy who is usually quiet in public but very loud at home. Usually Gay but has curly hair.
by Kiwiz37 October 08, 2019
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