Dylan

A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings

Guy 1: Hey is that DYLAN
Me: hope he dies in a fire

by Niggaweinerman March 15, 2019

Dylan

A cunty ass giraffe lookin bitch with a horrible sense of humor and disturbingly large eyebrows and a fucked up nose.

Jenny, "Ew who's that?"
Stephanie, "That's Dylan."

by orgy4ever December 13, 2018

dylan

faget

you know that kid dylan ardilino who the gay 8thgrader

by evean law January 11, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is the most retarded guy you will ever meet. Dylan is creepy. Dylan loves his sister/cousin in a weird way. Also most Dylan’s you meet sick at everything they try to do.

“Oh gosh why is he looking at his sister like that,” said Gavin. “Oh his name must be Dylan,” said Eli.

by Gavin Pruett January 14, 2019

dylan

gay

dylan has mega gay

by hannahgrace1008 June 14, 2018

dylan

i'm going to tickle your toes.

Dylan says: I'm going to tickle your toes
Girl Says: You look like a button

Dylan Says: I skipped school to get my sack right
Girl Says: You look like a pineaple on a tree come skip my sack right now
Dylan says: Okay you potato fucker baby girl

by Geneva Ayala June 21, 2018

Dylan

A guy who is loved by his girlfriend. Makes everyone laugh. He’s a great guy. When you are mad at him he will try everything to make it up to you . He’s an asshole most of the time but you still love him.

He’s such a Dylan

by Tvsfordays July 18, 2018