by mantos September 20, 2009
One who uses the internet to complete the every task they have faced in life since the internet has become so trendy.
Joe: I need to fix this plumbing problem in my house.
John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.
Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.
John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.
Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.
by 1eyedwilly7 November 26, 2009
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by Future Slave Owner May 12, 2008
1)A child that rides on the foot of a parent(usually their father) while the parent is wearing socks.
2)A person with a foot fetish that prefers their partner wear a sock whilst engaging in foot play.
2)A person with a foot fetish that prefers their partner wear a sock whilst engaging in foot play.
1) AND they're off! Here comes little Johnny on dad's left foot, he's really bringing the heat tonight! This little sock jockey could win it all, if only he can keep his grip tight.
2)Matt is a total sock jockey... He told me he likes his girlfriend to give him foot jobs with knee-highs on.
2)Matt is a total sock jockey... He told me he likes his girlfriend to give him foot jobs with knee-highs on.
by Lebeaux March 18, 2010
Racial slur towards people of Middle Eastern ethnicity. This is going by the assumption that all Muslims are the militant, and are always seen wearing camoflauge uniforms.
1. Osama Bin Laden is the biggest camo jockey in the world.
2. That camo jockey Abul at our school is obviously a terrorist.
2. That camo jockey Abul at our school is obviously a terrorist.
by someguy73 February 02, 2007