xbox live

The cause for many couples breaking up, a total waste of time.

The males spend all their money on games and all their time playing the games.
Favourites being Halo and Brothers in arms and Call Of Duty.

Do not talk to their girlfriends because they are talking to someone in the next room or another country through their stupid headsets.

Xbox live for Xhole (ex-hole)

girl: "so what did u do today?"
boy (playing on xbox live): "whats that tony? its sunny in jamaca"
tony(on headset): "no mate, i love halo"
girl: "we're over"

by Rach123456789 January 20, 2009

Xbox 360

The #1 leading cause of break-ups in the world.

Girl: Wanna go out for dinner tonight honey?
Guy: NO!!! XBOX 360 IS WAAAAAAAAAAY MORE IMPORTANT!!!

by DaBirdIsDaWord October 13, 2011

Xbox 360

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This is a silver box of wonders

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by GITSTP March 15, 2022

playing xbox

What you tell your parents or guardians you were doing in your room with your significant other, rather than telling them you were having sex in their house.

Parent: Hey kids, what are you doing up there in the dark?

Kids: Just playing xbox mom.

Parent: Who's winning?

Kids: It's a dead heat

by biggiesmalls.29 July 14, 2010

Xbox One

While most say go and buy a PS4 I say that thats a bunch of bullshit because all the people here are just Playstation fanboys who think a console has to be perfect from day one

Yo man I heard you got a new Xbox One how is it?
Pretty lit

by BadtotheRiot43 March 13, 2017

Xbox 359.9

An Xbox 360 core system. Core system is missing most of what an Xbox 360 original system has, like chrome finish and wirless controller. It also doesn't have HD. Who cares though.....it can fuck up a Wii.

Wii owner: Guess what??? I have a Wii!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xbox 359.9 or Xbox 360 owner: Fuck you

by phuckr December 20, 2006