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Verbal Bubble Wrap

A way of protecting those around us; If done well it is thoughtful, without ego and does not ruin the present moment ;

can be done in a way to control the lives of those around us causing great disharmony in their lives.
When used by the government it is almost always the latter.
Her Verbal Bubble Wrap gives me no room to breathe or make my own decisions.
by CircusMagurkis May 2, 2020
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Crunch Wrapped

Getting Incoherently Black Out Drunk With Your HomeBoys/Girls.
Damn bro I’m fuckin’ crunch wrapped right now. Im about to throw the fuck up.
Or
Are y’all niggas ready to get crunch wrapped in this bitch?
by TwampCityAJ April 25, 2024
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call wraps on

To declare ('call') something finished ('wrapped up').
It's time to call wraps on this project.
by nefultea May 12, 2022
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wrapped up like an onion

to be wearing many layers of clothes.
by golly it was a cold day today! i was wearing so many clothes i was wrapped up like an onion!!!
by ski0058 January 1, 2010
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Willy-Wrapping

The act of putting a condom on the penis.
Jonquavius: Willy-Wrapping saved me from paying child support!
by John Elden Ring October 16, 2023
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Bubble Wrap Bandits

A playful term for individuals who exhibit traits typically associated with being overprotected during childhood, often resulting in a heightened sensitivity to humor, criticism, or challenging discussions.

This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.

Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.

The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.

The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.
Let’s face it: the Bubble Wrap Bandits are slowly taking over, and soon enough, no one will be able to take a joke without triggering an outcry. The world’s becoming so wrapped in defensiveness that humor’s getting suffocated under layers of outrage and hypersensitivity.
by TonyBamanaboniNZ November 8, 2024
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