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why you mad bro

a response to someone when they say they are mad or are actually mad that makes them even more mad
Jim: you mad bro?

Rob: STFU FAG YOU ARE SUCH A LOW LIFE WANNA BE TROLL

Jim: why you mad bro?

Rob: FUCK YOU!!!!
by mabuss March 7, 2014
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why do you exist

Possibly the most GTAish insult you can come up with.
annoying person- "hi"
you- "hello"
annoying person- "(starts talking random shit)"
you -"why do you exist?"
annoying person- "..."
by ImHell666 May 30, 2018
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"why thank you hedgehog"

An exchange expressing gratitude between two people who are close to each other in the UK, usually the South West, in a fake American South Accent.

"Would you like a cup of tea?"

"Why thank you, hedgehog."
When I offered him a cup of tea, he said, "Why thank you hedgehog"!"
by LucyVee July 12, 2008
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Why am I reading this?

The first words that pop into your head when you read something so indescribably horrid, foul, unhallowed and profane that all your belief in humanity vanishes, replaced with a searing hate of all fanfiction writers and suethors in the civilized universe.
Examples: Harry Potter fanfics, Pokemon fanfics, House of Night fanfics
Let's see... Yeah, I like HoN. Zoey's a Sue, but well... What is this? She can't even write. ZoeyxEric? Unoriginal. Issat a sex sce- why am I reading this?
by Eresh May 12, 2010
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Why am i here

You: why am i here
Friend: IDK
by Pseudom1845432 May 24, 2022
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why do I exist

I don’t know. why do you exist? why do I exist? why does anything exist?
Veronica: Why do I exist?
Ember: Why would you think I know?
Veronica: Because.
by a dumb ghost :) June 24, 2021
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