wattle waggle

A person of whom has pronounced facial jowls or multiple chins / necks.With vigourous movement , the movement of soft facial features ripples like waves.

My wife and our Neighbour were embroiled in a heated arguement .Their Faces where doing the Wattle waggle

by bufflet October 14, 2017

saggy waggy

sacagawea's real name

lewis and clark traveled across america with saggy waggy

by saggy wagger June 6, 2018

Paddy-waggler

A person incapable of holding intelligent conversation, normally seen in a business meeting scenario where any sound or word uttered is met with disbelief from his/her colleagues as it does not normally pertain to the subject of the meeting.

Meeting attendee: "I wanted to mow my lawn on Sunday but my grass was too short"
Chairman of meeting, muttering under his breath "for god's sake, he's such a paddy-waggler"

by MacKenzie's Gang August 19, 2018

Jolly Wagger

A happy, cheerful dog.

"Aww look at this jolly wagger"
"He's always happy to see you!"

by smarterthanthou007 May 16, 2019

Floppy Waggerdoodle

When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.

Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!

by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019

Cart Waggler

A person selling fruit for an outrageously high price that nobody would ever actually think of buying

buddy's a real cart waggler, try to avoid him

by Chillingallday November 28, 2020

Turd Wagger

A person who flaunts their bad behavior with little or no guilt.

Ted always gets away with this, and doesn’t even try to hide it anymore. He’s a real turd wagger.

by SlusheeBiznatch August 23, 2021