Aiden Wilson

Hottest guy you’ll find.

Hey have you seen Aiden Wilson, he is the hottest guy I have ever seen.

by This handle is already taken December 5, 2020

Jeff Wilson

Alpha with a fat cock

Damn that dudes a jeff wilson on god

by yessir1080 January 11, 2021

Dominick Wilson

This is a human that lives in the state of MIchigan, and he has the smallest penis in the universe, it is even less then an Atom.

Man, that penis is so small it might as well be Dominick Wilson’s !

by Daddyo 9000 69 420 June 26, 2021

headrow wilson

Your head and/or hair etc.

Man, what did you do to your Headrow Wilson?
(in above example it means your hair)

Man, did you get hit in your Headrow Wilson?
(in this example it means your head)

by James Dawkins September 10, 2005

grant wilson

A very awkward child. thinks he is Hipster but he really just needs to shave. WARNING he has a weird nipple hair fetish.....on dogs

WOW look at that Grant Wilson. He just makes things odd....

by qasdf456 November 9, 2013

Wilson

To fail at every task.
Even though you try your hardest you never succeed.
To constantly do stupid things.

Did you see him try to pull that girl and just pissed himself. What a fucking Wilson.

That guy can't even put his jeans on the right way round the Wilson.

That guy just Wilsoned the penalty.

by Pennywise-FLOAT February 10, 2014

The Wilson

To give a female "The Wilson" is an act that takes place during a massage of the buttocks; the female must be on her period. While the female lays on her stomach with her pants down, the male straddles her back. The male proceeds to rub her period blood on his hands then slaps the hand print on her butt cheek to resemble "Wilson" from "Cast Away".

Person 1: "Have you ever experienced The Wilson?"
Person 2: "I just got Wilsoned last night!"

by shelbeast October 24, 2014