jordan winter

A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. The best looking guy, Has a big dick, And he is the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT! An extremely loving and sweet guy, He will make you smile like an idiot, So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go, He has the ability to make one's heart melt, And after all he is a really good friend, and he will sick up for you when your ever in trouble.

Guy 1, I will fucking kill you!

Guy 2, Back off mate!

Guy 1, Why should i faggot!

Guy 2, I know a Jordan Winter, He will kill you!

by ThebESTfunLovingPerson December 14, 2013

Canadian Winter

The art of storing bodily fluids like blood semen etc. freezing it, flaking it and sprinkling it on your partner

i Canadian wintered my girlfriend
HOT

by that one dude that ruins it March 9, 2018

Chicago Winter

When a girl chews up a bunch of ice cubes and blows the cold air onto your balls, causing them to shrivel up if cold enough. Usually an act of malice

"holy shit dude, don't let your girl give you the Chicago winter"

by BlueSh1ft December 21, 2022

.gay.f4.winter

The #1 winter stan in the whole world

The best winter stan in the world

.gay.f4.winter is amazing

by .gay.f4.winter April 15, 2022

nuclear winter

Darkness; Cold; Comes after a nuclear war. Most things would die.

If N. Korea launches off some nukes, there will be a nuclear winter.

by Dustin MacDonald March 26, 2005

ghetto winter park

the north side of winter park that is over run with cats and crack heads

i hope that crack head didn't masturbate on that cat in ghetto winter park O.O

by hitler resurected February 5, 2009

nuclear winter

That which cancelled out global warming.

Fry: This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
Leela: Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter cancelled it out.

by kosherpickle December 9, 2008