dont watch that

Dont look at that its rather embarassing

raaahz dont watch afro blud
>Oh my! dont look at my afro, its not looking its best<

by leila November 1, 2003

crotch watch

The act in which a homosexual's (usually a male) eyes wander from direct eye contact to the genital region.

Nathan: Man, that dude never looks me in the eye when he talks to me!
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch

by thomas jenkins July 27, 2007

nice watch

Guy-code phrase for "Your girlfriend is fucking hot/fine/beautiful. Good job man."

Nice watch.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

Hug Watch

When family stealthily watches their relative and a member of the opposite sex from the house windows to see what type of hug or the length of a hug given at the tend of a supposed "date".

The act of siblings watching through windows to count the seconds of a hug to determine the seriousness of an upcoming relationship.

Mama - "What, no hug? We were on hug watch for the last five minutes trying to figure things out between you two."

Sister - "I was on hug watch last night and her hug was 7 seconds and had a sway to it, I think they are getting serious."

by Warrior for Christ August 29, 2010

white watch

The preverbal wrist watch that white people wear so that they can live by the mantra "Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable"

Damn, John must be wearing his white watch. He's always making a big deal of how he's 20 minutes early to work

by bitbumble September 20, 2013

now watch me boy

now watch me boy clap clap clap clap clap clap boy

lol monkey now watch me boy nigger

by hahahlolnowwatchmeboy April 19, 2018

Monkey watch

A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.

I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!

by C.P. Cumber February 26, 2021