washing machine theory

A premise or hypothesis that nobody understands, yet it is complex or ridiculous enough that nobody is willing to admit that they don't understand.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.

Sarah Palin's plan to save the economy? Obamacare? Why does everything sound like a washing machine theory?

by Gern B. Blanston April 17, 2011

Yellow Washing

When, in a movie, a character that is white is played by an Asian person.

"You know Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender"
"Yeah"
"He got yellow washed"
"AAAAAAAAWWWH SHIIIIEEEET!! THEY'RE YELLOW WASHING AANG?!"

by Agent Blaze It April 30, 2017

Washington Monument

The Worlds Largest Dildo

For Use by Your Mother.

My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!

by Musty Musk Man November 24, 2022

Please waiting

What you are doing while your computer, television, or smart phone is loading.

Friend: Have you got the ap downloaded yet?

Me: No, I'm please waiting, just another 147 seconds.

by Atticus Jones March 6, 2016

Andrew Washington

He is literally the goat. Jesus Christ to be exact and has the best music taste. The hoes love him.

Girl 1: omg that’s Andrew Washington. Girl 2: omg he’s so delicious.

by That1guyov3rthere September 19, 2019

jorge washingmachine

A big brain way to name the former US President. Pretty known from the 18+ game known as Roblox

Person 1: Who was George Washington? Big brain person 1:Do you mean Jorge Washingmachine *dabs*

by BigChungusIsGod69 December 18, 2019

George Washingmachine

no.
just no.

George Washingmachine was the first president of the washing machine club

by notarealperson111 December 14, 2020