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visagan

A very horny and seductive person.

Always tries to seduce everyone in his sight including both the genders.

Alternate- Homagan (A very gay person).
Steven was a vicious visagan at the party!
Don't be a homagan Steven.
by Mr. Columns April 28, 2022
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Suprise Visit

When you are banging your girl full throttle and you miss, either on purpose or on accident, and ram it straight in her cornhole.
Last night I figured I would give her the Suprise Visit and you should have seen her run off and hide in bathroom like a wounded dog.
by Suprise Visit June 18, 2009
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windows vista

If cars ran on Windows Vista:

7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.

He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.

Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.
Windows Vista is better than Windows ME, and worse than Windows 3.1, 95, 98, 2000, XP, 7, 8... well pretty much any non ME Windows released since 1990.
by hoyclan June 10, 2014
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Russian Visit

The act, having had a surfeit of vodka, whereby one simultaneously spews and shits.
Crikey, do you remember that time that Carl had a Russian Visit and never made it to that nightclub?
by Professor Gibbons June 14, 2016
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Auntie's Visiting

"Don't want to go into the pool rn, Auntie's Visiting"
by Rosé T June 3, 2017
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I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?

I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?
I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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