A soccer player that purposely and willingly flops or drops to the ground, "eats grass", and therefore becomes a soccer vegan. The goal of a soccer vegan is to gain the attention of the ref and draw a foul. Usually but not always, true soccer vegans will perform a rather theatrical performance while falling to the ground, sometimes leaning towards ridiculous behavior.
Fan 1: Man, that guy is a total soccer vegan!
Fan 2: Yea, it's a shame that soccer today is now becoming filled with soccer vegans instead of actual soccer players.
Fan 1: Well at least we still have soccer players!
Fan 2: Yea, it's a shame that soccer today is now becoming filled with soccer vegans instead of actual soccer players.
Fan 1: Well at least we still have soccer players!
by Soccerology 101 June 19, 2018
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Get the vegan cheese mug.Something irrational, contradictory, or illogical. Directly connotates idiocy in demanding someone cater to you because you live a specific lifestyle, I.e. vegan.
Chad ordered a diet soda to go with his three double cheeseburgers and large fries. I told him next time he should eat at a vegan steakhouse.
Tom tried to explain to Jerry that owning a Prius is like eating at a vegan steakhouse.
Tom tried to explain to Jerry that owning a Prius is like eating at a vegan steakhouse.
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Get the sugar vegan mug.When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.
Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.
Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.
Vegan Denial.
Or
I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
Vegan Denial.
Or
I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
by A vegetarian June 13, 2008
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