ur mom

im fucking her lol

me: i fucked ur mom
you: my mom is dead

by onelobby March 28, 2021

ur mom

the woman who birthed u

new way of saying "joe mama"

Someone: "Hey do you know who invented light bulbs?"

"ur mom."

by ponkie March 28, 2022

ur mom

a funnily rude way of saying something so called funny or responding to someone talking and you're annoyed.

"so then we kissed!!!"Sookie said happily. "Ur mom" Lorelai announced.

by おはよ January 14, 2022

Ur mom

gay

ur mom gay

by sammyjreal January 24, 2019

ur mom

the most op comeback that can even destroy god

jim: hey what did you do last night?
pablo: ur mom
jim: *dies*
jims mom: *dies*
pablo *alives*

by clipsyboi June 25, 2022

Ur Mom.

A comeback to win every argument ever.

Person 1: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Ur Mom.

Person 1: Hey I have some leftovers do you want some?
Person 2: Nah, ill just have ur Mom.

by anonymous January 19, 2021

ur mom

the hottest bitch in the world

friend: what’s on your weekends to do list?
me: ur mom
friend: 🙁

by brynn 🤑 April 4, 2022