up the trumper

to give someone a length of your schlong up the tradesman's
to penetrate the marmite motorway
to ravage one's choccy starfish

that bird over there is well fit,she'd definately get it up the trumper!

by robcarlsberg August 30, 2006

up in it

To describe an object inside another object.

This basketball aint got 'nuff air up in it.

by Doug Jeczmionka February 10, 2007

Up Tush

the act of putting it up the ass. a traditional german phrase for anal sex.

What did Sven and Gemma do last night?
Oh....he gave her up tush all night long!

by uptushlovers February 15, 2009

Up Chuck Norris

A sexual position in which a guy fucks a girl so hard in the ass it she throws up as if she had gotten a roundhouse kick to the stomach, then proceeds to eat it.

I hear Sally got an Up Chuck Norris from Steve last night, guess she likes it rough huh?

by Ferretier March 13, 2009

up yours

An insult.
Means to shove some foreign object up your ass. could be a pecker, broomhandel, iron pipe, taser, board with a nail in it ect.

so I'm fired. up yours!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

Up fuck your fuck up up

A phrase used while intoxicated during an argument. You have taken an opposition stance to a point being made in conversation but due to being rat arse drunk you cannont convey your viewpoint coherently

"I feel Huey Lewis is a very under rated talent in contemporary music"

"Ummm Up fuck your fuck up up"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

Up the farter

To perform an act of anal sex on a male or female, in my case female

Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005