To eat a girl's pussy when she's having her period. Inspired by the poorly conceived, but hugely successful phenom of a recycled vampire series called Twilight.
David: "Yo, that chick has a V that won't quit!"
Dean: "Dude, I heard she's having her period."
David: "Man, I don't give a fuck I'll go twilight on that shit."
Shauna: "Gurl how was your date last night?"
Jenna: "I'm tellin' you I was riding the cotton pony but he went straight twilight on my pussy!"
Dean: "Dude, I heard she's having her period."
David: "Man, I don't give a fuck I'll go twilight on that shit."
Shauna: "Gurl how was your date last night?"
Jenna: "I'm tellin' you I was riding the cotton pony but he went straight twilight on my pussy!"
by whyte chocolate April 25, 2010
Get the go twilightmug. Being scared of the book and/or the movie Twilight and/or the Twilight saga.
People who have Twilight-Phobia are called Twilight-phobic
People who have Twilight-Phobia are called Twilight-phobic
by Shandi0104 December 17, 2008
Get the Twilight-Phobiamug. When a girl or woman proceedes to masturbate and sexualally reach an all time high (moan), due to the appearance and/or voice of Edward Cullen and Jacob Black.
by Ûñkñøwîñg December 7, 2009
Get the Twilight Masturbationmug. The fan-made name for the third installment in the Command & Conquer series of games which will never see the light of day.
by Joseph D. Collins June 5, 2005
Get the Tiberian Twilightmug. 1.Similar to an actual hangover, a Twilight hangover is the feeling a person has when they wake up after falling asleep reading twilight, new moon, eclipse, breaking dawn or even the rough draft of midnight sun.
2.Also like an actual hangover feelings of regret may occur. One may notice that they have no memory of anything of the previous night,or their only memory was of them reading until their eyes started to burn.
2.Also like an actual hangover feelings of regret may occur. One may notice that they have no memory of anything of the previous night,or their only memory was of them reading until their eyes started to burn.
friend 1: Hey why weren't you in class today?
friend 2: man I was nursing the worst twilight hangover.
friend 2: man I was nursing the worst twilight hangover.
by TGar April 29, 2009
Get the Twilight Hangovermug. the most annoying motherfuckers in the world. people who JUST read Twilight a week or so ago and suddenly think they're the hardcorest fans ever.
newbie1: i just read twilight. I CLAIM JACOB BLACK TO BE MY HUSBAND. HES MINE!
longtime fan: actually, he is mine.
newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.
longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?
newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.
longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.
longtime fan: actually, he is mine.
newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.
longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?
newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.
longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.
by Twilight is my religion x3 March 27, 2008
Get the twilight newbiemug. the routine used by Taylor Lautner to bulk up 30 lbs of muscle for his role in New Moon
According to Taylor, ""I was in the gym five days a week, two hours a day,"
"At one point, I was going seven days straight. I had put on a lot of weight, and then I started losing it drastically, so I was worried. It turned out I was overworking myself," he said. "My trainer told me that I couldn't break a sweat, because I was burning more calories than I was putting on."
“I’d wake up and my trainer would be like, ‘You need to have six egg whites, bacon, and toast. It became a lot. That was the hardest part, especially putting something in my mouth every two hours. At one point, my trainer was literally like, ‘Put anything in your mouth! Go to McDonald’s. Get the biggest shake possible. I just need get calories in you!’ Because my body fat at that time was only 7 ½ percent.”
According to Taylor, ""I was in the gym five days a week, two hours a day,"
"At one point, I was going seven days straight. I had put on a lot of weight, and then I started losing it drastically, so I was worried. It turned out I was overworking myself," he said. "My trainer told me that I couldn't break a sweat, because I was burning more calories than I was putting on."
“I’d wake up and my trainer would be like, ‘You need to have six egg whites, bacon, and toast. It became a lot. That was the hardest part, especially putting something in my mouth every two hours. At one point, my trainer was literally like, ‘Put anything in your mouth! Go to McDonald’s. Get the biggest shake possible. I just need get calories in you!’ Because my body fat at that time was only 7 ½ percent.”
by twilight_gym July 29, 2009
Get the twilight dietmug.