by Brad Kinstler October 14, 2008
Get the Turkey mug.A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.
After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.
"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"
"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"
by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005
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by D. Kurtz April 22, 2008
Get the Turkey farm mug.1) (noun) A goofball; one who resembles in actions or deeds a particularly silly bird (such as a domesticated turkey).
2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.
3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection
2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.
3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection
Person one: "Do you want me to pause it for you?"
Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"
Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"
by Bird-n-Pika January 14, 2010
Get the Turkey-bird mug.shot of 101 proof kentuckey burbon brand name Wild Turkey mixed with 12 ounces of Coca Cola and ice
Good mixed drink
Good mixed drink
by maxlarue63 September 29, 2010
Get the Turkey and Coke mug.You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbles like a turkey
Verb Turkey fingered
You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”
You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”
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