trotter

An absolute minging farm animal of a girl, often found when the night is nearing the end in the club. This is when she finds her victim. The dim light is used elegantly to her advantage as it impares the poor boys view. If only he could see her disgusting pink hair and rolls of fat! The rest is history, she makes him pay for a taxi and then has sex with him and 2 of his housemates.

GET THAT FUCKING TROTTER OUT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW! THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE GOOD FOR NOTHING JOBSWORTH WHORE!!!!

look at this video of rory shagging this absolute trotter

by olisax January 17, 2011

drop trout

A term made popular by TENACIOUS D in which you drop your pants in a situation where it is most unnecisary. Bonus if you are free ballin'

-"Mr. President... Motion to drop trout"
-"Motion passed and seconded"

by Jordan R***** October 16, 2006

trout

a one eyed organ that lives in the pants of a male.

John Holmes had a very large trouser trout.

by colonel Hogan May 28, 2003

brown trouser snake

turd, poop, crap, shit

A brown trouser snake is playing peek a boo with my asshole.

by themiss2001 March 13, 2011

troutlips

when one's lips bear resemblance to those of a fish. you can definitely use this word to make fun of someone.

1. i will mash you to death with my powerful troutlips.
or
2. hey troutlips, you're a goober!

by a.mi May 23, 2006

trout gowl

a less than pleasant smelling women's vagina.likened to that of the spotted freshwater trout.

"so i buried me head in her knickers and i'm not messin ya man, the smell of trout gowl off her was unbelievable".

by rustyjowl123456 June 25, 2008

Trouser Blast

An unassisted pantgasm.

"She took her top off and I just had a trouser blast. I knew I should've jerked off before I went out."

by slagbot July 25, 2009