by Realonionpeeling.onion May 7, 2022

An absolute chad with a massive cock
by guccicoochygooch September 5, 2021

Tristan is a absolute cutie. He's probably playing video games or watching anime. He is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. If you find him keep him.
xoxo You know who it is
xoxo You know who it is
by Kittie304 October 26, 2020

tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones
Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again
by SauceyClive774 March 4, 2024

by Samtheman61 January 24, 2021

A lying piece of trash who doesn’t know how to cherish women he only uses them for sex and drugs and money don’t ever date one of these you’ll end up pregnant or addicted to drugs
by Fuck a bitch June 12, 2020

A man who’s not quite sure how to go outside and touch grass but when he does it hurts he’s is a super skilled Fortnite player but some how gets women online through yellow ghost app he’s got goofy at light skin eyes and does the npc when needed he has a crush on Oliver Freidlander and they do bang time so Jimmy gets made
by capson November 16, 2022
