alabama toaster strudel

Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.

I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.

by Geordiehsc10 January 12, 2008

torstein

A word that describes worthlessness.

I have never felt so torstein.

Dude, your car is torstein.

by budda April 8, 2005

toasted

messed up,busted,tore up

by bdballer September 30, 2003

cunt toaster

N- a person who burns pussy when eating.

Joey and mike are cunt toasters

by noah metzgar September 27, 2013

Purple Toaster

When a man shits into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. He then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the shit out like a toaster.

"jill was talking back to me last night, so i gave her a purple toaster"

alabama hot pocket hot karl

by mochadwarf September 27, 2009

toster scrudle

a tasty, jelly strudle on a lightly toasted whole-whear scrotum

1.My girl friend loves toster scredles

2.flavors are cum yum,strawberry slut,fudge pack-d,bananna nut buster,lemon love N/A in cherry or grape

by Aclymse October 24, 2003

torsten

verb to do something dumb knowingly.

Dumb #1: Look at that dude carrying a pot of boiling water.
Dumb #2: How about I stand on my knees behind him and you push him?
Dumb #1: Great idea!
Dumb #2 ends up with 3rd degree burns!
Dumb #1: You totally torstened!!!

by bigfatbernie November 15, 2007