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total boyfriend inclusion

Refers to where you specifically request da "main squeeze" of a smokin’-hot number whom you're also super-fond of to actively "partake 'n' participate" in da assorted fun/pleasant activities dat you yourself usually engage in wif said blinky-eyed damsel whenever she’s honoring you wif her warm-natured companionship.
Total boyfriend inclusion can have at least three awesome advantages:
(1) It removes any anxiety/jealousy dat da dude might otherwise feel while you're "dabbin' it up" wif his sweetie-pie, since he'll be right there to observe everything dat happens. Plus he will be grateful to you for thoughtfully "including" him in said pleasant activities, so dat he doesn't feel "left out" at all.
(2) It helps da **girl** to feel more comfy wif your affectionate attentions, too, of course, since she no longer will hafta be concerned dat any of da activities dat she shares wif you might be considered "doing something behind her dream-guy's back". And again, there will be da same strong element of appreciation towards you, just as in Example #1 --- da gal will respect you for inviting her honey-bear to "come along for da ride", and so this will earn you lots of extra "brownie-points" wif HER, too.
(3) It will allow da dude to actually observe and experience all of da nice stuff dat you and Miss Cutie-Pie love to share, so dat he can clearly see first-hand what things she most enjoys, and how she likes dem performed. This can be especially helpful and welcome for a dude who is a bit clumsy and/or unaware, and thus he has not always been able to give Miss Smileysweet da more “delicate” nuances dat she craves when he’s “puttin’ da lovies” to her, such as rubbing her neck/back/limbs/feet in a truly soothing/sensuous manner, making discreet/diplomatic word-choices in “awkward” situations, etc.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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Totally vegetarian

Zero tolerance for meats even in the vicinity of veg food, e.g., will not eat vegetarian food cooked in the same barbeque or oil in which meats are being cooked.
For dinner at our place next week, I wanted to know of any of you are totally vegetarian.
by Niksha April 18, 2018
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total roblox drama

roblox game filled with mindless idiots.
it's based off of total drama and has every character in the franchise (except for ridonculous race), just with different names so the game doesn't get copyright claimed. summer 2023 was the best time to play this game tbh
Person: UGHH!! i got voted off in total roblox drama because i was last in an obby!! it's merge!!!
by funnyguy1021 July 29, 2024
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TOTALLY GARNULAR❗❗

"i am car."
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total up

I total up the cash drawer before I leave.
by booziebobeep August 9, 2017
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Totally Fays

"It's so fucking cold, its totally fays"
by Mike,Evan, & Justin October 16, 2007
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