goof trooper

A very silly person.

That goof trooper went to the auto parts store and asked for "blinker fluid."

by Hraefnscar September 29, 2023

rookie trooper

he surely shook with fright, then checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight. poor guy had to listen to the awful engines roar. then his sergeant looked up and cried, "is everybody happy?" rookie trooper feebly answered yes, and then they stood him up. he jumped into the icy blast, then his static line unhooked; he aint gonna jump no more

sergeant: "rookie trooper is about to jump"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"

by i am dream u r gumball December 26, 2023

Twitter Trooper

Someone who gets offended by EVERYTHING. You have to be very careful making jokes around these people if you don't want a flurry of whiny nonsense aimed directly towards your ear. (Most of these people have blue hair.)

I offended a Twitter Trooper the other day, it was not a pleasant time.

by schnozzy November 26, 2023

shaytani troopers

“troops” or groups of boys or girls that seek out particular individuals when they becomes focused on spirituality or deen.

if someone someone was becoming more spiritual, and suddenly a girl starts talking to him.
The girl may be labeled as a shaytani trooper, as shaytan has made her attracted to him/her to distract the person from their spiritual connections

shaytani trooper definition: someone attracted to someone else who has become more inclined to their deen.

ez: He fell to the shaytani troopers

by cgt.lackin24 February 11, 2024

Storm-trooper aim

Mentioned recently in a penguinz0 video about a police going nuts and shooting his own car, stormtrooper aim means having really bad aim, usually meaning with a gun, as seen commonly in Star wars movies

I was in an aim class, and this guy next to me had total storm-trooper aim, he failed ever single shot!

by DunceHub February 15, 2024

beef topper

While doing anal they fart on your dick

“Yo how’d it go with the girl last night?”

“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”

by Thetrashman420 April 9, 2024

Q-Topper

Someone who is with their own cousin but doesn't see anything wrong with it since cousins aren't mentioned in the Bible.

A: "Have you heard about Dave? He ran away with his cousin Emily to get married!"
B: "No way! I can't believe it!"
A: "Yep, he's a Q-Topper. Spent all yesterday trying to explain the bible's perspective to me."

by CONiner May 14, 2024