Corporate Tool

One who exists for the benefit of a corporate entity at the expense of society as a whole. A pawn who exists to serve said corporate entity above his fellow man. Loathed by virtually all.

The FCC chair Ajit Pai is the literal definition of a corporate tool.

by humanwoman December 15, 2017

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Palmer Tool

A device, usually a wire or pin, used to clean resin out of a clogged weed pipe

Yo Max pass me that Palmer tool, my one-hitter is clogged

by The_dawg June 05, 2019

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Air Tool

A sex device that spin inside of your as whilst Cleaning it.

I just cleaned my ass with a air tool last night I had the biggest orgasm.

by Snow Titties March 31, 2018

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Hooligan Tool

n. Any non-electrical tool that can be used for breaking-and-entering or assault, especially heavy tools that can be used to bludgeon and batter.

"I know he wasn't fixing a leaky faucet with that monkey wrench. That was undoubtedly his hooligan tool."
"I always carry my good ol' crowbar with me at night. You could say it's my hooligan tool, and you'd be right."
"He didn't have a car, but he carried a tire iron with him and looked at us menacingly. I was afraid he would clobber me with his hooligan tool."

by Wardog July 11, 2008

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Wuss Tool

A person that is cowardly, lame or who doesn't answer a question directly.

President Bill Clinton was a Wuss Tool when asked about his intimate relationship with Monica Lewinsky during the nationally televised White House conference.

by ShimmerPuppy March 07, 2009

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