Toe missle

A kick in the butt, usually from anger.

Man, don't make me explode a toe missle in your ass!!!

by Devilbones July 24, 2009

soupy toes

The gross greasy slippery feeling of your toes after wearing your sneakers all day without socks on.

Pulling your feet out and having the insert of your shoe stuck to your toes.

I ran out of clean socks on Friday and had to go commando. By 10am I had such soupy toes, my sweaty feet were sliding all over inside my sneakers. it was a gross and greasy feeling and I had to toss my sneakers out.

by Howie-B April 4, 2020

stank toes

when your room mate in college is sittin on his bed pickin his toes and smelling them...

Curtis has some stank toes, I can't believe his stank toe smelling butt!

by ashley owens April 10, 2008

toe jackson

Toe Jackson, like Bo Jackson, except never hit Brian Bosworth....and is a Toe.

Toe Jackson has all of the sex.

Toe Jackson!

by dschlein October 21, 2018

Toe mator

A mentally unstable kidnapper who kidnaps random cars paralizes them and leaves them in a scrap yard

It's me Toe mator

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 10, 2019

jungle toes

Jungle toes - jun gul toe(s)

Adjective:

to describe the kind of feet that could cut diamonds, snatch a dime off the ground, climb a tree and could quite possibly kill a man at first sight.

"We were getting freaky till she busted those ratchet ass jungle toes out, she cut my leg... I got the hell out of there"

by Babyeggroll October 3, 2013

Coma toes

When your feet go to sleep

"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."

by La May Lama June 27, 2018