Toe Cruncher

A Politician.

Look at that Toe Cruncher over there!!!!!
(no one says that)

by urfahter November 22, 2022

jungle toes

Jungle toes - jun gul toe(s)

Adjective:

to describe the kind of feet that could cut diamonds, snatch a dime off the ground, climb a tree and could quite possibly kill a man at first sight.

"We were getting freaky till she busted those ratchet ass jungle toes out, she cut my leg... I got the hell out of there"

by Babyeggroll October 3, 2013

bollock toe

When a gentlemen's trousers are pulled up so high he creates the equivalent of a female camel toe.

Steve's bollock toe was perfectly formed this evening. His trousers were up to his waist!

by UrbanEntry April 7, 2016

booger toe

sticking your big toe in your lovers rectum or vagina

cindy was over last night i slipped her the booger toe

by cornball775 March 8, 2018

Grammal Toe

When a woman as old as your grandmother has camel toe.

This club is lame, you guys want to hit wal-mart and peep some sweeeeet Grammal Toe. It's like the bat signal for horny senior citizens, and me.

by taintnomisbehavin March 7, 2017

Spud toe

when someone has an abnormally large toe

dude did you just see ur mums spud toe

by donkeycock12555 February 14, 2012

Siphoning Toes

The act of sucking on two toes, from two different feet, at the same time.

"yall fuck?"
"yeah bro, and then she started siphoning toes!"
"dude thats crazy!"

by augugu February 25, 2022