Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".

"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"

by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025

total 30

alcon total 30 is a contact lenses for basic gurls

omg hannah is such a basic gorl she wears alcon total 30 for her eyes!! what a basic gorl, like not seeing right is so last year

by shadyangelgurl July 8, 2024

Totally Garnular

A word that describes something insanely cool, similar to words like Awesome and Epik!

Guy: do you like car
Guy 2: yeah he's Totally Garnular!!

by garnlover47 May 9, 2024

Total throbs

Having an intense affinity or great affection for someone or something. Can also mean thinking someone is cute or hot.

She’s total throbs for him.

I have total throbs for new whips!

That couple is total throbs.

by Star Kat December 15, 2024

Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad

where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy

by robertw101 July 27, 2010

Total fuck-up

Someone who can’t do anything right, has no concept of right/wrong, no morals or ethics, uses manipulates takes advantage of & lies to everyone, including themselves, sees no wrong in their selfish actions, will suck the life out of everyone they come in contact with & bring them down & ruin their life, lacks a sense of consciousness of the moral goodness or blameworthiness of one's own conduct, intentions, or character, has no feeling of obligation to do right or do good & zero integrity

Judy Hanley is complete total fuck-up!! She is toxic & could use some enlightenment & long hard look in the mirror & accept responsibility for her own life.

by HelpfulHannah April 2, 2021

Total Hohol Death

The advocation of all Ukrainians to die, often abbreviated as "THD". used by extremist putinists

Kill hohols. Behead hohols. Roundhouse kick a hohol into the concrete. Slam dunk a hohol baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy ukrainians. Defecate in a hohols food. Launch hohols into the sun. Stir fry hohols in a wok. Toss hohols into active volcanoes. Urinate into a hohols gas tank. Judo throw hohols into a wood chipper. Total hohol death.

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025