Smeg on toast

Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.

Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.

by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021

tuna on toast

When a chick grinds her moist pussy on a sheet-less mattress.

I walked into the hotel room and saw the maid putting some tuna on toast. I said, “Yo, shorty...”.

by Brotha Blast July 14, 2018

Toasted Loins

1. When a person has no second thoughts about performing an awkward social action, where the normal person would have to psych himself up for the experiance.

2. When a person does the same, but with a physically painful or difficult action, again with no forethought or mental preperation.

3. In simpler terms "Toasted Loins" is often used in place of "Badass". Not entirely correct as "toasted loins" is more a result of extreme social training, or in the physical aspect, being kinda thick.

4. Meaning comes from the idea that if your balls are all hot you get reckless an antsy. If you toasted them (omg ow) therefore, you would do anything.

1. "wooah, Rob just went up to that guy and laid him out straight. Did you see that?! He's got toasted loins, man."

2. "Man, punch that wall."
*punch*
"holy hell man, you'r loins are toasted!"

3. (INCORRECT USEAGE) "He just beat up that guy, he's so cool, his loins are toasty!"

by BigBadBad March 22, 2009

Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give her butt burn

I did anal with my gf last night and she woke up with a toasted tomato

by GangbangGrandma September 4, 2016

tossing the toast

When a man takes his elbow and slides it into a woman’s butt without wearing goggles. Usually performed by three or more people.

Man I met up with my group project members last night and we just ended up tossing the toast all night long

by Ian Connell November 2, 2017

Roadside Toast

When you want to take revenge on someone, you abduct any one of their family members (preferably female) and burn them alive on a busy road. After they burn to the crisp, you start to fuck them right on the spot and cum inside.

He isn't paying me back. Maybe I should give him the roadside toast.

by deathbeater October 11, 2023

jiz toast

The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.

She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.

by jimmybomm October 26, 2020