communal sucking

When your AP Physics class makes a 10.3 meter long straw and everyone takes part in sucking up the water.

If you want to be a team player, you must take part in communal sucking.

by Djuhc May 11, 2017

Sucking the Joke

Taking a joke too seriously, being offended from an indirect joke.

Man: Feminists should just take a dick in their ass before they hate it.
Women: You know what? You're a misogynist patriarchy pig!
Man: Stop, you're just Sucking the Joke.

by 8 inches soft September 27, 2017

suck the icicle

v. Fail, do poorly at a task, put in minimal effort. Used by Canadian skaters and curling enthusiasts. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Nice stone fling Natalie! You totally swept the rings!

Thanks. Usually when I come to the rink I just suck the icicle.

Really? Well perhaps there'll be some down time while they pebble the ends. I'll loosen my parka.

by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013

suck and save

When old people suck on candy and save it for later

I only have one candy for the roadtrip, Time to suck and save

by Not The Real MOHAMED ALI April 20, 2017

self suck

when a male sucks his own penis for pleasue

ben loves to self suck...

by huffmiester4lyf June 27, 2011

Suck up

An underling who likes to give an ego-logical boost to someone higher up on the ladder in order to gain power

HonorP00ner is a suck up

by iamnotamod August 20, 2008

cum suck

A person who usually enjoys the sucking of the seamen extracted from testicales and/or penus

The prostitute i payed turned out to be a real cum suck.

by some guy you shouldnt talk to =) November 14, 2007