clergy fingered

An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.

Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...

by YAWA March 14, 2018

Whale Fingers

When a person slaps their hands together on a cock and moves them limply up and down like a walrus giving a hand job.

Dude that bitch gave you the whale fingers!!!

by Whale fingers McGee October 23, 2006

10 fingers

A game in which you go around the circle and everyone starts with 10 fingers up. Each person asks a question and if you are guilty you have to put down a finger. You can find out some reveiling stuff about people.

"Lets play 10 fingers"
"Have you ever smoked"
Not me, Not me, um....afraid so.
"Have you ever had sex"
"no way, i am a vigin, well..."
All her fingers are already down? What a whore

by You wish you were a BAMF like me December 7, 2006

finger fuck

Using fingers to enter a girl's vagina. Usually parcticed as safer sex or to preserve virginity.

Jim's not the one I want to lose my virginity to, but he can finger fuck my pussy all he wants. It hurt and I left a cherry stain on his bed when he took my finger virginity, but I love it now.

by BRD October 29, 2004

finger bang

A more fervant form of finger fucking.

Usually associated with more than one finger and, occasionally, the nether hole.

I'm really in the mood to finger bang someone.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

finger pie

To stick your fingers in a vagina, finger a girl

I gave her finger pie

by boomer2 October 17, 2003

nine-fingered

1. Thief
2. A con-man (i.e. smooth talking salesman)
Origin: Probably spawned from the days when thieves had one of their digits forcibly removed after being caught stealing.

Used in the phrase "You nine-fingered shitehawk*!" in reference to a car salesman after he sweet talks you out of your hard earned cash for a car that is hardly worth the elastic in your underwear.
*aggressive salesman

by BBarker November 11, 2006