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Velcro wife

A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.
"You always want to hold my hand; you're such a cute velcro wife."
by Theoriginalvelcrowife July 1, 2016
mugGet the Velcro wifemug.

Sister Wifing

When a group of 2-4 girl friends date/marry one guy.
“Hey! Did you hear about Lindsey and Her friend?”
Oh yeah! They are definitely sister wifing! That’s so hot”

Yeah bro!”
by Freakyteakybr December 18, 2020
mugGet the Sister Wifingmug.

Finishing-Wife

The wife of any man that expects to die soon i.e a final wife. (NOUN)
We asked the nursing home resident who that lady with him was he told us it was his finishing-wife
by A-1n February 22, 2020
mugGet the Finishing-Wifemug.

Job wife

She make sure everything goes smooth throughout your work day.she provides food Massages, soothing conversation about anything ,Encouragement, new plans and other thing that may help you whether it’s physical or mental Satisfaction.
If I need someone to depend on or to make decisions for me besides a best friend or a wife it’s always a job wife because she like a wife .
by Big Nut September 12, 2021
mugGet the Job wifemug.

Mates wifeing

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.
I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.
by A mates wife August 8, 2019
mugGet the Mates wifeingmug.

Rice wife

She broke up with him because she didn’t like his new car. She’s such a rice wife.
by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018
mugGet the Rice wifemug.

wife grip

When she practices kegels while you’re fucking her and really goes for it to make you cum.
I was banging her and felt her wife grip on my cock.
by Jjjaxx May 23, 2020
mugGet the wife gripmug.

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