An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.
Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
by YAWA March 13, 2018
When a person slaps their hands together on a cock and moves them limply up and down like a walrus giving a hand job.
by Whale fingers McGee October 21, 2006
A game in which you go around the circle and everyone starts with 10 fingers up. Each person asks a question and if you are guilty you have to put down a finger. You can find out some reveiling stuff about people.
"Lets play 10 fingers"
"Have you ever smoked"
Not me, Not me, um....afraid so.
"Have you ever had sex"
"no way, i am a vigin, well..."
All her fingers are already down? What a whore
"Have you ever smoked"
Not me, Not me, um....afraid so.
"Have you ever had sex"
"no way, i am a vigin, well..."
All her fingers are already down? What a whore
by You wish you were a BAMF like me December 06, 2006
Jim's not the one I want to lose my virginity to, but he can finger fuck my pussy all he wants. It hurt and I left a cherry stain on his bed when he took my finger virginity, but I love it now.
by BRD October 29, 2004
A more fervant form of finger fucking.
Usually associated with more than one finger and, occasionally, the nether hole.
Usually associated with more than one finger and, occasionally, the nether hole.
by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004
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Someone who has fingers that bend in odd directions, can communicate with their fingers, and can occasionally chant satan by using sed fingers.
Josh: What the fuck is that bitch doing.
Meagan: Sniffing a carrot...
Josh: No! Not that, look at her now!
*HAAS SAAASSSS*
Meagan: What the fuck! She's chanting satan with her SATAN-FINGERS!!!!
*The world is destroyed*
Meagan: Sniffing a carrot...
Josh: No! Not that, look at her now!
*HAAS SAAASSSS*
Meagan: What the fuck! She's chanting satan with her SATAN-FINGERS!!!!
*The world is destroyed*
by HaaSaas January 19, 2010