tittipotamus

An obese woman with freakishly gigantic breasts who looks way older than her actual age. Often you awake one morning, a frighteningly short time after the wedding, to find yourself in bed beside a tittipotamus, instead of the cute but chubby girl you married. Screams at you when upset, hogs all the covers, and snores like a hibernating Grizzly, thus ensuring that you spend many nights on the couch where you lie awake cursing the boob-fetish that got you caught, for the rest of your miserable life, in the loser trap.

"Jesus, buddy, WTF? Your squeeze turned into a tittipotamus."

"That poor fuck, Mike. Half his salary goes to keeping his tittipotamus in Twinkies and larger and larger sweatpants."

"That's not the sofa - that's my wife!" "Dude, she a tittipotamus!!!"

by treeple February 5, 2009

tittoo

A tattoo on a girl's breast. Tit + tattoo = tittoo.

That hot chick has a tittoo of a smiley face.

by Devveyovich June 9, 2004

bagel titties

titties that are small and a little awkward.

what the fuck? thems is some bagel titties

by J-Spin February 4, 2007

titty ditch

noun- the area between a womans breats

I would like to slide my cock up and down that bitch's titty ditch.

by Fran the Man December 5, 2006

titty-fuck

A form of sex when the male puts his penis between the womans titties as she ejaculates his penis with them.

Guy1:So did you two fuck?
Guy2: well we were gonna but she just titty-fucked me instead.

by Jay Brown June 30, 2005

Titties on glass.

Human female breasts pressed against glass in a visually appealing way.

Senator Mix-A-Lot has called for legislation to end the shortage of fly Yolandas throwin' they titties on glass.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Titty Twister Tuesday

Another fine game played in restaurants, in a similar manner as slap ball Sunday, only in this case on a Tuesday. The object of the game is simple, dole out as many titty twisters as possible. Until a girl initiates a titty twister it is taboo to give one to a girl. Generally there is a "hands only" rule so objects like tongs and forks cannot be used. Managers can be included into the game as well either by their consent or their administration of a titty twister. Anyone who can pull off the "double twist" (two at the same time, but not necessarily the same person) is considered immortal.

After repeatedly trying to whip my ass with a towel all week, I couldn't wait to wreak havoc on Bill's nipples on Titty Twister Tuesday.

by Josh the expo July 12, 2006