Pussy Work

An extensive list of chores a man has to do before his wife or girlfriend gives him sex.

Adam: "Did you score last night?"
Jason: "No, I have to do some pussy work before I get some."

by deadringer090909 July 18, 2009

Poor Pussy

A game in which several children are seated in a circle. One child who is chosen to be Poor Pussy stands in the center. Poor Pussy then kneels before some child and meows three times. Every time he meows, the child whom he is facing must say "Poor Pussy!" without laughing. If he laughs, he becomes the new Poor Pussy. If he doesn't laugh, the pussy must move onto the next child and try again.

"Tonight at my sleepover, we're gonna play a nice, fun game of Poor Pussy! Who wants to be the pussy!?"

by seusswizard January 15, 2014

pussy slayer

A person who masters in the art of picking up girls, and eventually sleeping with them.

Matt is an amazing pussy slayer, he's fucking a different girl every night.

by MPSMagna December 21, 2011

Pussy Down

The exact opposite of the phrase "Man up".

Jeff was firing two Benelli M3s at the same time at the shooting range earlier. He needed to "Pussy Down", there wasn't enough manliness at the range for all of us.

by RAWakefield May 7, 2010

rancid pussy

A very dirty filthy smelly vagina that isn't fit for banging

Steve. I'm going to ask jenny out tonight!
Billy. Eweee mate jenny got a rancid pussy, last person to go up her lost a leg to gangrene

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

pussy bullying

Spousal abuse that involves the vagina

Police officer... How did he assault you
Women... By pussy bullying He pulled my clit like it was a elastic band and pinged it back, then pulled my pubes, then kicked my hole

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Glazed Pussy

When you nut in a squeeze bottle and use it as frosting for your lover's genitals

"Man I had the best sex with my girlfriend last night. I gave her a Glazed Pussy!"

by PaleRiderr July 18, 2020