wet nap

female version of a tea bag

ie. when a girl squats over a man's or another woman's face
and gently dabs the lips of the vagina on their nose and mouth.

"I passed out on the side of the pool and woke up to Susie givin' me a wet nap"

by chold on July 04, 2009

nap drunk

The inability to perform tasks or carry on coherent conversations after waking up from a nap

After sleeping the afternoon away, Holly was too nap drunk to do her homework.

by DixieAQHA February 18, 2009

Nap wood

Nap wood derives from the word morning wood. It means when you take a nap and you wake up, you have a woody. It's common during class.

Dude 1: I got nap wood man
Dude 2: I hope the bell doesn't ring or you're going to be late for your next class.

by Aaron M. April 26, 2005

fap nap

1. Telling your roommate you are going to take a nap, but then going in and jerking off instead.

D: Man I'm so tired right now, I gotta take a nap. <Closes door>

Q (roommate): Bull shit man I know you are just going to take a fap nap.

D: No dude I'm really tired fuck you!

by THE COUNTRY BUTCHER February 17, 2010

naps men

don't just don't it ain't worth it

Sarah with Kyle from naps she dunce bai she ain't know naps men is shit

by #NAPSISASS February 04, 2021

Irish Nap

Sneakily sneaking a slumber on the wall of a bar/club solely for the purpose of regaining the energy to keep getting crunk. Best if done in twos, Indian Teepee style.

Mike and Laura are such champs. They took an Irish Nap in the Saloon and got right back to getting it pure pimp mack roller status.

by Mike Diggitty D. February 23, 2010

fat nap

A fat nap occurs when an individual sleeps with a larger person of the opposite sex but does not engage in sexual activities with this person. The fat napper, the slimmer person or individual who executes the fat nap, often awakens from this experience feeling rejuvenated and refreshed. However, there are no positive or negative side effects for the fat nappee, the larger individual in the fat nap.

Friend 1 : "Did you hook up with that fat chick last night from the party?

Friend 2: "Nawh, I just copped a fat nap and I feel great"

Friend 1: "Yeah, fat naps are like Red Bulls - they give you wings!"

by DT-ILM December 09, 2009