1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.
2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.
2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.
by 5ickch33s3 January 1, 2017
Get the Trumpetmug. by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024
Get the nut trumpetmug. Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.
Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?
A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?
A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
by Charlemagne1993 September 13, 2017
Get the Trumpet-in-chiefmug. Quit your trumpeting, we have a real President! Synonymous with: whining; complaining; narcissism; psychosis; etc
by Whylie January 23, 2021
Get the trumpetingmug. Derived from “Trump’s-puppet.” A Trump supporter who never forms their own original thoughts/opinions and blindly follows Trump because he’s entertaining and uses strong rhetoric.
by Tagtart July 10, 2020
Get the Trumpetmug. This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played
Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips
Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
by Juic3HD December 5, 2019
Get the Plumber's Trumpetmug. by mastertrainer1978 November 28, 2024
Get the Trumpetousmug.