jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

by catfabulous January 18, 2017

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Bum Squirts

A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.

Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?

by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022

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No squirt September , or NSQ, Is where for the whole month of September girls who play with themselves or thinking about getting dicked down won’t be able to. This is a challenge for girls not to do anything freaky to themselves or with any guys that will get them wet.

Isaiah: "Baby u tryna get dicked down tn?"
Vivian: "No babe, I'm tryna pass No squirt September."
Isaiah: "What's that?"

by George gets play November 5, 2022

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Hershey Squirts

When your butt pisses Hershey bars because you ate taco bell

Dam, my ass got the Hershey Squirts

by Silvernugget950 June 27, 2025

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Squirting

When you stimulate both a female's clitoris and G-spot (found about an inch inside the vagina, on the upper wall) at the same time.

Squirting doesn't happen to everyone. It's estimated that only 10-50 percent of females can actually squirt, and there's nothing wrong with you if you can't.

The liquid that comes out of you when squirting isn't just pee. It does contain some pee but it also has prostatic-specific antigen, produced by the skene's glands.

"I squirted for the first time last night, squirting is the best!"

by 691414 April 12, 2023

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