Burnt Pancake

The name given to a flow of liquefied faeces that escapes a woman's rectum and settles and dries onto a mattress resembling a burnt pancake. The burnt pancake is created after partaking in furiously hard and fast anal sex with a long rod that withdraws at the point of her orgasm. If timed correctly the faecal matter flows out spreads to settle on the mattress and then left to dry.

His long rod pummeled her backdoor and just as her body started to shake he withdrew with perfect timing and served up a perfectly formed burnt pancake on the mattress

by Baz L September 9, 2022

Pancake Coma

The episode of postprandial hypoglycemia associated with the consumption of a stack of pancakes with syrup. It is usually associated with extreme fatigue and sometimes with headaches, anxiety, and trouble making decisions. Simply putting butter and spreading it over pancakes can help prevent the symptoms of pancake coma. Eating dried fruit and drinking soda can help one recover.

Tom: "Yo James, wanna go play Battlefield 1 Beta?"
James: "Nah dude, I just ate breakfast with John at Denny's and I have a heavy case of pancake coma."

by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016

Salty Pancake

The involuntary sound produced when fat sweaty skin slaps against each other during sexual intercourse.

We made some salty pancakes last night.

by RattieMae June 20, 2016

Mayonnaise Pancake

When an Alpha Male (Lad) spaffs is load all over the tits of his not so well endowed female member of the community, It is known as a Mayonnaise Pancake.

Lewis: I'm going to come right now.
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

by A Top LAD. August 20, 2011

Sudden Pancake

The very unfortunate state in which, following a violent sneeze or cough (or, as has happened, both), one loses control of their bowels and, effectively, shits themselves. It may not be much in volume, but it is terrifying in aspect; when one looses themselves... a fart that follows through.

"What happened to Geoff?"
"He sneezed so violently that he made a sudden pancake!"

by Vengeful Spirit December 14, 2012

Stale Pancake

Someone who is usually fun to hang with but is acting like a pussy and won't be adventurous or take any risks. Like a pancake, usually good but once it's stale it's shit.

Ray: Why didn't Joe want to go cliff jumping with us? He is usually down for that kind of stuff.
Pam: I don't really know, he's being a Stale Pancake though.
Ray: What a pussy...

by ThicccccJuiceBox April 17, 2020

Pancake Moon

Drips of pancake batter that cook and form little moons that float around the main pancake.

The drips from the batter formed a little pancake moon around the pancake.

by squinthouse August 25, 2010