Painting the tree

An act of oral sex.

The tongue duplicates the motions of a paint brush (up and down strokes) 'painting' the penis or 'tree'.

Man that bitch got on with Painting the tree last night, got me so hard.

by techieman June 26, 2009

Black paint

A phrase that has become too politically incorrect for casual use.

I used to be able to day Black paint. No I have to say "Jamal will you please paint the fence "

by Czar Theodore May 29, 2017

Paint Job

To paint a line of semen from lips to crotch.

I managed to paint a continuous line of semen from inside a girl's mouth down between her breasts and tummy and finally bathed her clitoris: a Paint Job.

by Tahbag March 17, 2009

Candy paint

A drug consisting of cough syrop and codine mixed with a jolly rancher (makes it not taste like shit)

Man that candy paint got me so buzzed man

by st.mike March 31, 2007

face-paint

The sexual act of having your face coated in your lover's feces whether it be solid feces or not, thus producing several different terms:
spray painting (direct from the ass, liquid), roller painting (rolling a solid terd with the hand on your lover's face), stick painting (use of a solid terd like a pencil to make artistic designs on your lover's face).

I'm going to this big facepainting party later, wanna come?

I facepainted my girl last night and she licked her face clean.

I don't like sex, I just like face-painting.

My kid said he wanted a face-painting so I did it; does that make me a bad father?

by Nimlins October 1, 2010

Taint painting

When a woman rides your face while shes on her period and the other person comes up with red wings

A bloody face can be a result of taint painting.

by Hunybunz June 10, 2018

Out the paint

An expression used to describe disbelief, shock, or skepticism about the validity or truth of a statement. Another way to say "miss me with that bullsh*t," "no way," or "you're trippin."

Person 1: Would you rather live in a world with no caffeine or no meat?

Person 2: Meat

Person 3: What?!
Person 1: So you'd give up steak for coffee?
Person 2: Yeah

Person 1: Personally, I would rather never have caffeine again
Person 3: Yeah, take the caffeine out the paint bro!

by Potfamily January 21, 2022