GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

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Rock hard chest

Girls with smaller, average sized boobs that feel hard as a rock.

These girls’s breasts fun to hold and fondle.

I was doing it with her while her boyfriend was away. I fondled her boobs and they were really small and felt very hard. She’s got one rock hard chest. But she’s so sweet to me.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

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A specific type of "mimic" chest in the game final fantasy 4. Its not a derogatory term of usage, but a term use specifically for ff4 rando(random runner) type of ideology.

This term is also used in super mario rpg legend of the seven stars as a term to reference a chest that gives you the safety badge.

Rydia opened a chest,
its a trap chest,
Rydia got the safety badge.

by LOL_Dank_Rat March 18, 2025

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chest-tastic

Fantastic chest

I am chest-tastic or #chest-tastic

by The Apocalypsular June 14, 2019

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Hill-Chest

When a girl's breast grow at different times so that one boob is bigger than the other.

"Damn, look at the girl, she's got nice boobage."

*girl turns to face forward*

"Oh shit, she's got a hill-chest!!!"

"Hahahahaha, you see some wierd ass chicks here at Hooters!"

"Yeah! Irony's a bitch!"

by Glass Cup April 19, 2010

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