The Bible of Appa

This is @vibqaisurdaddy’s spin on Christianity. He has created a new version of the Bible which instead of Jesus it is Appa (his handle) and Shadoe (Compy on tt) who has his own religion “Shadism” commonly mistaken for “Shadeism”

“Bro did you hear about that new Bible that came out called “The Bible of Appa” their beliefs are very truthful and their alter ego shadism is also very truthful

by appawitdatchoppa August 24, 2021

bible

Kardashians definition of something you really mean like “on god”

“i hate annoying bitches”

“bible”

by lilyoliver July 6, 2021

the bible

something people exaggerate over
its all fictional

im from Romania and the word "The Bible" annoys me every fucking day

by BoarLoL August 17, 2022

Bible Thumper

A religious hypocrite whom often lashes out against others for how they live their lives but get angered if somebody else does the same. They often use biblical scriptures to justify their judgmental hypocrisy.

I remember a Bible thumper got on my case just because I like watching "Empire" on Fox & they told me how much I was bound to be sent to Hell just for liking the show.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK September 3, 2022

The Bible

1. A work of ancient middle eastern fairytales.
2. The Britney Spears Album also called Blackout.

Person A: I read the bible today
Person B: Omg I love that album
Person A: ?????

by Underwater Basket Weaving October 13, 2022

Bible Funker

Someone who only jams to Christian beats.

Bro, James is such a Bible Funker.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Bible Bitching

An abhorrent, obnoxious alternative to "Bible Thumping", Bible Bitching is used against non-christians to preach about how they are going to hell. Despite this, Bible Bitches are commonly known to masturbate to fictional anthropomorphic characters in homo-erotic situations.

"You're going to Hell, Mark! All you do is do drugs and fuck whores!"
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."

by Charles Kramer May 10, 2022