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Bible Guys

a group that is cool eats pizza and plays club penguin but slang versian sias CANCEROUS TO WHOEVER HATES THEM.
yeah join Bible guys man.
by THE BIBLE GUYS April 25, 2019
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The Bible

1. A work of ancient middle eastern fairytales.
2. The Britney Spears Album also called Blackout.
Person A: I read the bible today
Person B: Omg I love that album
Person A: ?????
by Underwater Basket Weaving October 13, 2022
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The Bible of Appa

This is @vibqaisurdaddy’s spin on Christianity. He has created a new version of the Bible which instead of Jesus it is Appa (his handle) and Shadoe (Compy on tt) who has his own religion “Shadism” commonly mistaken for “Shadeism”
“Bro did you hear about that new Bible that came out called “The Bible of Appa” their beliefs are very truthful and their alter ego shadism is also very truthful
by appawitdatchoppa August 24, 2021
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The Bible

A reliable collection of historical documents written by eyewitnesses about eyewitness accounts, with every author-which there is forty of them, whom most have never met each other- claiming that their writing is not under the will of man, but under the inspiration of the same true God. These documents were written over the course of 1500 years, over 3 continents, written with 3 languages, 66 documents, and has over 25,000 archaeological dig sites directly proving the events that occur in this book. The Bible has thousands of prophecies, with over 2,500 of them being fulfilled and the rest have yet to be fulfilled,(since they prophesied future events.) One of these prophecies predicted that Jesus was going to be crucified hundreds of years before crucifixion was even invented.
There are over 2 billion people who use these collection historical documents called the Bible as the foundation for the morals in their life.
by Plain_Old_Eli May 6, 2025
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Bible beater

Someone who jerks off while reading a bible
Johnny sins needs Jesus so much he’s a Bible beater jerk off and read the Bible at the same time
by Cole4nu January 9, 2024
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Bible Puncher

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise.
He is a typical Bible Puncher , in church on every Sunday yet he beats his wife every other day of the week!
by Double the Trouble September 23, 2016
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That’s bible

Girl: yoooooo that Starbucks be poppin

Me: That’s Bible
by Crunkcake May 11, 2021
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