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Ain't that a kick in the dick

A saying for when something shitty happens.
When something is an oxymoron/ironic.
Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"

You can't run from the rickshaw man

Something that's impossible. It's like trying to run from a man that makes his living by running with a rickshaw all day long. He's going to catch you.
Guy - I didn't pay my taxes and now I have to pay even more.

Friend - You dumbass, you can't run from the rickshaw man!

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR

Another pointless stuff in Castlevania II like TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!,
a guy tells you this :

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE.

Ok, there is no DEATH STAR in Castlevania II or any other STAR...

Does he mean Death Star from STAR WARS?

What the hell does he want from us?
There is no answer...
Guy :"DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE."
Simon Belmont :"ehmmm...ok"

The World Just Don't Spin Like That 

Things simply do not work that way; not the way life goes.
"I wish Welch's Fruit Snacks had a reasonable amount of snacks in the pouches"

"Yeah, that's too bad man, The World Just Don't Spin Like That."

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 

A 1996 hood film/comedy film. Probably one of the funniest movies ever.
Hell Yeah! I saw Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. It was some real funny shit.

don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

It means you don't know any better or not up for the job.
Son you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground What makes you think you can do this?