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Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.
Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl
by Deamkn March 26, 2024
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Joyous Karl

a perverted entity of unknown origin. Extremely dangerous and anomalous. known to be spotted on playgrounds all around montana after 11 pm.The entity has an obama mask which is impossible to take off , blood is colored black with ability to melt stuff when exposed for too long. When noticed you must run as fast as you can.
What is it in the woods over there?
its Joyous Karl dont go near it its too dangerous
by RaisMonster August 3, 2021
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Karl

An incredibly thoughtful, sometimes too thoughtful guy. Often blonde with blue eyes and the build of a god because of the Scandinavian connections They might even often appear gay but are probably very firmly straight. A name that will leave you wishing he didn’t leave you so soon
Friend 1 Did you hear that Karl left Jess last weekend? At least she was lucky enough to have him while she did
Friend 2 haha yeah he’s probably going for some guy now
by supersuperman69wunderyumissme September 18, 2025
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Karl

He is smart and likes men
by Hiiiiiiiiwisgahudbfjdbdh January 30, 2020
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King Karl

The King Karl is when you get a breakup text while losing at video games
“Dude, you thought you had a bad night? I got King Karl’s last night!”
by BunkyBallz March 7, 2025
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karl.

karl is a dumb ass fucking faggot who licks dick for a living this porch back bigger monkey should of back to the realm of retardedness where this ducking slut came from!
by karlisgaykarlisgay May 4, 2022
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john-karl

my big dick ahh mans he be groaning in my ear like oo oo haa haa!
damn that dick gargantuan, that’s gotta be John-Karl
by Ysbny October 17, 2022
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