checkin the egg

A girl doing stuff with herself, the girl version of flickin the bean

Jessica was checkin the egg yesterday night

by Logan's mom May 12, 2015

Doking eggs

(Doh-king)A doking egg is an egg cooked over easy or sunny side up perfect for dunking your chosen side ( bacon, toast, penis, etc.) Into the yoke. Tip: add ketchup to stretch the doking capacity.

I asked the waitress for doking eggs and she had no clue what I was talking about.

by Eagle-eye89 November 22, 2017

break eggs

A term derived from the movie "Django Unchained", is the act of a slave breaking chicken eggs.

The result of break eggs is that the salve will be dragged out, tied to a tree, and will be whipped brutally.

Slave Master: Lets see if you break eggs after this whipping.

Django: John Brittle!

by EazieWeezie February 28, 2018

Egg On a Shelf

Egg on a shelf is referring to someone looks like an egg on a shelf. Specifically Elizabeth McDermad. She is the where this saying came from as she looks like a fucking egg on a shelf.

Nevyn: Hey Elizabeth
Elizabeth: Yeah?
Nevyn: You look like a fucking egg on a shelf

by Kalque August 20, 2020

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

turd egg

noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.

I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.

by Corpsehustler July 29, 2011

Egg Sparrow

When someone drops an egg smelling fart
OR

Can be used to describe dropping a deuce, aka pooping.

who left an egg sparrow in my bathroom?

by Byuny January 3, 2011