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Nova Corporation

Lego corporation with a mass amount of resources. Consists of all males without any women in sight. Has edgy kids named the Department of Operations.
Hey, did you see the awesome group Nova Corporation?

Nah, I got banned for blowing up a random bookshelf.
by tfkcrkk February 19, 2024
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corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.
“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”
by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025
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corporate graffiti

Corporate graffiti is a term used to describe leftover whiteboard content found in a pandemic-abandoned office building. Corporate graffiti paints a picture of a long-forgotten time, when sales figures, design decisions, and metrics masked our collective burnout.
Wow, the corporate graffiti in this office building is crazy - someone was designing a metaverse for old people!
by CloseButNoCigar March 2, 2022
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Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.
After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023
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Corporate Tortograph Theory

Corporate Tortograph Theory states that in the world of late-stage capitalism, the human impulse for creativity has been channeled so exclusively towards marketing that almost any absurd collection of words, names, or syllables is likely to coenside with a real-world entity, person, or organization of some sort, often in the corporate sphere.
“Jesse, I typed “Gortco” into Google and came up with a page for a random Norwegian company… just another proof for Corporate Tortograph Theory.”
by Galaxy94 June 30, 2023
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Corporate bulimia

Corporate bulimia is when companies grow uncontrollably then inevitably layoff people when they miss their growth forecasts. They "binge" via aggressive hiring, acquisitions and mergers, only to then "purge" via planned and unplanned mass layoffs. Results in a perpetually demoralized, depressed and anxious staff of survivors who then repeat the process until eventually the company goes bankrupt or is sold for parts. Rarely a company actually survives this cycle, thereafter attempting to appear healthy to outsiders while employees continue to suffer in silence. The term is an analogy comparing the neurotic growth of companies to the devastating illness bulimia nervosa, an eating disorder. All-too-often found in vainglorious Silicon Valley growth-focused companies.
"Another ten thousand wage slave layoffs were announced today in the latest rounds of corporate bulimia."
by GarethBeaumains August 15, 2023
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The Walt Disney Corporation

A money-hungry corporation that stopped making good original content years ago and almost exclusively makes shitty live-action remakes of the movies from their glory days, with the exception of a few poorly written sequels of the few tolerable movies they’ve created in the past ten years.
by Peruki November 16, 2023
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