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Clam Boofer

the word that describs two females rubbing, humping, and/or thrashing their crotches together during the actions of lesbian intercores.
(Example #1)
guy #1: Hey, where did becky and sally run off to.
guy #2: Who cares we can't get any actoin from them. They are lesbians.
guy #1: god damn those Clam Boofers.

(Example #2)
guy #1: Pizza Hut, how many I help you?
guy #2: Yes, I'd like to order a three meat pizza.
guy #1: Ok, What toppings would you like.
guy #2: pepperoni, sausage, and Clam Boofer.
guy #1: Sorry Sir, but i think that we are out of Clam Boofer at the moment.
guy #2: HAHAHAHA
by Dan Stephens September 30, 2008
mugGet the Clam Boofermug.

clam slammer

the act of angering the vagina by licking ones palm and violently slapping her naughty place
after performing a perfect jelly doughnut, Tim executed a clam slammer flawlessly.
by jposey September 13, 2006
mugGet the clam slammermug.

Happy clam

I made that calm happy!
by John J June 18, 2004
mugGet the Happy clammug.

Clam Nigger

A clam, specifically of darker pigment that steals other clams pearls
Yeah man I heard that clam over there stole someone's pearls. What a clam nigger.
by CLAMM NIGGERR February 12, 2017
mugGet the Clam Niggermug.

Clam Shack

Historical: slang term for brothel or whorehouse

Modern: Thefemale equivalent of Man Cave

A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a female person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household, in order to relax, get dressed, perform personal hygiene maneuvers, or entertain friends without interruption.

The dream Clam Shack includes a walk-in closet/dressing room/bathroom combination and mini-bar stocked with wine, bitch pop, etc. The average Clam Shack is more likely a closet or bathroom with a bottle of vodka stealthily stowed in an old ski boot or under the sink.
KID: "Where's mom? I can't find her anywhere"
DAD: "I dunno, check the clam shack"

LAUREL: "Hey Carol, Katie and Bev are coming over after work to chill in the clam shack with some Pinot if you want to join."
CAROL: "Sounds good. I'll need a whole bottle to myself after the day I've had"
LAUREL: "No probs, I have a case"
by Megnetic_Fields June 17, 2013
mugGet the Clam Shackmug.

clam chatting

When a girl is on the prowl for sex.
She was clam chatting all night with no success.
by Clam chatting August 4, 2014
mugGet the clam chattingmug.

road clamming

The female version of road head. The act of when a man or woman goes down on a woman while driving.
Gwen was driving and told her boyfriend to start road clamming her because she wanted to get off.
by Jbortion May 29, 2018
mugGet the road clammingmug.

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