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Get the Jonah Bryan mug.A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him at fun-sized. Highly intelligent, weirdly wise, and always two steps ahead—usually in an argument he started. Thinks deeply, feels strongly, and yells occasionally… like a philosophical Napoleon with a Wi-Fi connection.
Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.
Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
Get the Bryan mug.A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”
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Best person you could ever meet, even thinking about him could just make you smile
Best person you could ever meet, even thinking about him could just make you smile
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Bryan made honor roll and is also on the varsity baseball team, voted class prisesent twice on a row
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