When you get tied down by Hot Asian Chicks (or HAC), stripped of your clothing and sprinkled with their cooking, which may or may not in fact be delicious.
Since the HAC will be eating it themselves without hands, one generally doesn't care too much.
Since the HAC will be eating it themselves without hands, one generally doesn't care too much.
"Hey John, I hear you were miss Lee's food test victim last night. How was the cooking?"
John, with eyes glazed over: "Dunno."
John, with eyes glazed over: "Dunno."
by NotFin April 4, 2010
Get the Food test victim mug.A test to determine if a person has a chin or not. One finger is placed touching the lips in a "shhh!" manner, if the finger is straight or angled outward at the base, the person has a chin. If the finger is angled inward at the base, the person has no chin.
*Note: The Chin Test is not to be confused with the Chin Contest; there is no winner or loser...
*Note: The Chin Test is not to be confused with the Chin Contest; there is no winner or loser...
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A short video game demo intended to sell more copies prior to launch under the guise of a performance test in order to avoid negative feedback for trying to push sales.
by Gaijin Dad August 7, 2017
Get the BETA Test mug.The process of blasting an unreleased song in a vehicle to make sure that it is mixed properly and more importantly make sure the bass absolutely SLAPS for anyone that will listen in a car in the future.
Soundcloud rapper: Just got done mastering my new album, lets go for a ride.
Homie: Where r we going tho?
Soundcloud rapper: Gotta give these new tracks a car test.
Homie: Where r we going tho?
Soundcloud rapper: Gotta give these new tracks a car test.
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck December 18, 2018
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by Fitnessgram Pacer Test March 12, 2019
Get the Fitnessgram Pacer Test mug.The boob/gut test is an at-a-glance way to quickly determine (on a pass/fail basis) whether a woman has a proportionately attractive figure (or instead is overweight or just has an unflattering shape).
The idea is that when a woman is standing up straight and viewed from the side, her breasts should protrude farther forward than her stomach or gut, or at the very least they should stick out equally. If however a woman's stomach or gut sticks out farther forward than her breasts, it is a visual indication that she is either overweight or oddly-proportioned.
Please note: The boob/gut test allows for a wide range of sizes and shapes of women to be considered attractive; the consistent factor is that to be most attractive a woman's breasts should always stick out farther than her gut or stomach. The boob/gut test is NOT to be applied to pregnant women as one would naturally expect a pregnant woman's midsection to enlarge significantly while carrying a child, something many consider to be a very beautiful thing.
Also note: Poor posture (i.e. slouching) often causes easily-avoidable boob/gut failures.
The idea is that when a woman is standing up straight and viewed from the side, her breasts should protrude farther forward than her stomach or gut, or at the very least they should stick out equally. If however a woman's stomach or gut sticks out farther forward than her breasts, it is a visual indication that she is either overweight or oddly-proportioned.
Please note: The boob/gut test allows for a wide range of sizes and shapes of women to be considered attractive; the consistent factor is that to be most attractive a woman's breasts should always stick out farther than her gut or stomach. The boob/gut test is NOT to be applied to pregnant women as one would naturally expect a pregnant woman's midsection to enlarge significantly while carrying a child, something many consider to be a very beautiful thing.
Also note: Poor posture (i.e. slouching) often causes easily-avoidable boob/gut failures.
Two guys sitting in a bar, looking over at a couple pretty ladies nearby:
Greg: "Hey Jim, take a look at the woman there with the red hair and the green eyes... she is so pretty! I really want to go talk with her and meet her!"
Jim: "Hold on a second, Greg-- I agree she's quite attractive... But wait until you see her standing up so you're sure she passes the boob/gut test. You remember what happened last weekend when we talked with those ladies at the tiki bar."
Greg: "Good call, Jim. I do want to make sure she is as sexy as she is pretty before I ask her out!"
Greg: "Hey Jim, take a look at the woman there with the red hair and the green eyes... she is so pretty! I really want to go talk with her and meet her!"
Jim: "Hold on a second, Greg-- I agree she's quite attractive... But wait until you see her standing up so you're sure she passes the boob/gut test. You remember what happened last weekend when we talked with those ladies at the tiki bar."
Greg: "Good call, Jim. I do want to make sure she is as sexy as she is pretty before I ask her out!"
by Casually Observant March 13, 2019
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