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Tongue Wank

A tongue wank is when you get the tightest of pussies and you tongue them and you actually stick your tongue up the pussy and it feels like a wank but on your tongue.

Most commonly used in the town of Papamoa in the North island of New Zealand and Westport in the South island of New Zealand
"That guy next door he gave me a tongue wank it felt so good" or

"Wow Regan is such a Chinese tongue wank"
by n8frompap January 3, 2018
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tongue drunk

In essence, a combination of "cotton mouth" or drying of the mouth and tongue and a lingering flavor/odor of alcohol that can't be eliminated with mints, mouthwash or tooth brushing as the result of drinking. Usually accompanied with a hangover.
My wife complains about good morning kisses whenever I'm tongue drunk.
by Pkbah November 2, 2018
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Tegu

A Tegu is a large, quite clever kind of lizard related to monitors. They are not poisonous and only ever become aggressive when provoked or hungry, so they make good pets if you're willing to put up with their constant escape attempts.
Did you hear? Jake's Tegu tried to escape its terrarium again!
Really? He must be really attached to it if he's willing to put up with that every other week.
by sebacostamr November 23, 2018
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tengachaya

Did you make it to today’s meeting in time? No! I tengachayaed up my shoes and Matsumoto fired me because I smell like shit.
by Kansaibuttchugger February 17, 2019
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Tongue punch the fart box

-The sticking of one's tongue up your partners ass
-rim job
-Ass licking
Couple of guys sitting around talking about what they do in bed with their girlfriends and ones says you ever tongue punch the fart box?
by 60x6 March 11, 2019
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Tengo Un penne grande

It is a frase you use when you meet your homies at home. It means that you are questioning how his mother is feeling like

For an example:
Sup Mate, Tengo un penne grande?

Yeah she good blud!
by KArsso April 9, 2019
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tenup

A woman who fully captures the essence of pure and absolute physical beauty and scores bigger than a ten on a scale of 1 to 10.
Damn bro, did you see how fine that girl was?! She’s a total tenup!”
by AutoMattic April 21, 2020
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