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A Tegu is a large, quite clever kind of lizard related to monitors. They are not poisonous and only ever become aggressive when provoked or hungry, so they make good pets if you're willing to put up with their constant escape attempts.
Did you hear? Jake's Tegu tried to escape its terrarium again!
Really? He must be really attached to it if he's willing to put up with that every other week.
Tegu by sebacostamr November 23, 2018
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Magnetic wooden building block toy for kids and kids at heart. The blocks are eco-friendly and provide jobs in Honduras.
The Tegu blocks stuck together so well that Billy was able to build towers and houses he was never able to with regular wooden blocks.
Tegu by TeguToys June 14, 2010

Columbian Tegu

A sexual act ,right before male ejaculation, a female proceeds to lick the male scrotum aggressively while she squeezes the shaft of the penis as if she would let go and it would run away, until it turns purple through the time of male orgasm.
Friend 1: dude, I watched a porn last night where, right before a guy nutted, the girl started licking his balls and squeezed his dick until it turned purple
Friend 2: yeah man, sounds like a Columbian tegu to me!
Columbian Tegu by Cdiff2018 January 17, 2018
teguh kamu punya pendirian yang teguh.
teguh by Soese October 16, 2013
When you have to tell your parent something you really don't want to like your gay or you got someone pregnant, so you say it in such a way that they don't get mad at you. That is known as teguonoing something
Sam: Hey dude I got my girlfriend pregnant

Jack: Really! Did you tell your parents?
Sam: Ya
Jack: Did they ground you for life and then disown you?
Sam: Nope I teguonoed my way out of it
Jack: Nice
teguono by Spire101 May 16, 2018
When you had to tell your parent about something you really don't want them to know such as that you are gay or that you got someone pregnant, but you say it in such a way that your parents are cool with it.
Sam: Dude I got my girlfriend pregnant
Jack: Did you tell your parents
Sam: Ya
Jack: Holy shit did they ground you for life?
Sam: Nah I teguonoed out of it
Jack: Nice
teguono by Spire101 May 16, 2018
Teguh, He is a person who likes to be busy, sometimes even too busy to be able to maintain a relationship.
He prefers to focus on his career and can be disappointed when things go wrong. He is mentally strong and seeks progress in life.
Teguh in Indonesian means name which means strong
Teguh in Indonesian means Javanese name - Indonesian which means steady
Teguh in Javanese means Steady
Teguh in Javanese means hard-hearted, firm
Teguh in Indonesian means Tough, endure well
Teguh by kzssn November 22, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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