Teabag

Man with saggy balls who’s for the streets

Ugh he’s a teabag, he talks to & sleeps with any and everyone

by amanda lee July 16, 2024

Tethagoynerjina

An ancient deity who has a cult-like following that offers teeth to appease him.

Cult member 1: Hey Richard, you given Tethagoynerjina any teeth today?

Richard: Nah.

Cult member: Better do it or else we gotta kill ya!

by Pileofthink September 14, 2023

Teabag

Not knowing what to do, and always goes to others.

Person 1: "Darren, if the teabag damages anything, ring me right away."

by number1sidebudDC December 3, 2023

Teabag Bottom Party

When your nuts are sitting on someone's face while they lick your butthole and jack you off.

Jessica gave me that teabag bottom party this afternoon.

by Hazylife June 23, 2024

Teabag Shower

(noun)

1. A sexual position in which one partner lies face-up while the other straddles their head, allowing their testicles to rest in the partner's mouth; they then ejaculate, showering the partner's breasts with cum.

(verb)

2. To give someone a teabag showering; to perform the act of straddling a partner's head, allowing one’s testicles to rest in their mouth before ejaculating onto their chest.

She laid back and invited him to give her a Teabag Shower.

He got into position to give her a good teabag showering.

by TheBounder October 1, 2024

Teabag Tsunami

When a mug can’t handle the pressure and your teabag loses its grip mid tilt, unleashing a full, throbbing torrent of steaming liquid into your helpless, gaping mouth.

1. "I barely tilted the mug and that filthy teabag exploded, blasting a hot, dripping mess all over my tongue — I’ve never been so violently betrayed by Earl Grey. Truly, a Teabag Tsunami for the ages."

2. "Got hit with a Teabag Tsunami this morning... absolutely swallowed a face full of scalding regret before I was even awake."

3. "Took a sip, got hit with a full-on Teabag Tsunami — pretty sure I’ve been railed softer than that before."

by Oh hey bro! April 27, 2025

TeaBagged

to get someones nuts put on your face while your laying the ground

while i sniped the hacker when he died i teabagged him

by baconeggandcheeseham21 May 20, 2025